Adopt a Bill

Everything in My life is already paid for. Do NOT make the mistake of thinking that by adopting a bill you are somehow keeping a roof over My head. These are here for your benefit, to give you and your life purpose. Adopt one of these to prove you are worthy.

There are two ways to adopt one of My bills.

Firstly, you may visit My WishTender page. There you will find a large choice of bills to adopt. Many can be set to repeat automatically which means you can relax in your submission to Me, knowing your tribute is taken care of.

Secondly, you may simply look down the following shorter selection of weekly bills you can choose from and pay immediately via any of My tribute methods.

Don’t forget, be generous – there is no room in My realm for those who are weak-willed and tight-fisted!

If there is something you yearn to pay for that is not listed above, then it can be arranged. Make initial tribute then contact Me stating what you wish to pay for. I will give you a weekly price that is then to be paid. No negotiating!

Bank Transfer

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Account: 71037403
For International payments via SWIFT
contact Me by email or Contact Form


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