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I absolutely adore this type of finsub! I can never have too big a team of them, all chomping at the bit, ready to come to My call. It’s time to be useful in the only way you can. Be excited paypig, you have a purpose!
Becoming a Human ATM is simple. You shall pay an initial installation fee of no less than £50 via any of My tribute methods.
I will issue demands for you to dispense via your initial contact method. These will be done efficiently as all good machines do.
All ATMs have withdrawal limits – you will tell Me yours – but it must be in excess of £100/week. You will also have options to pay a weekly maintenance fee and be referred to by your machine number.
You will not be entitled to photos of what I have purchased, nor shall I be providing receipts showing where I shop. Machines should know how to behave themselves.
Failure to comply up to the agreed weekly limit will see you blocked with an unblocking fee of £100.
A broken ATM is of no use to Me!
