Human ATM

I absolutely adore this type of finsub! I can never have too big a team of them, all chomping at the bit, ready to come to My call. It’s time to be useful in the only way you can. Be excited paypig, you have a purpose!

Becoming a Human ATM is simple. You shall pay an initial installation fee of no less than £50 via any of My tribute methods.

I will issue demands for you to dispense via your initial contact method. These will be done efficiently as all good machines do.

 All ATMs have withdrawal limits – you will tell Me yours. You will also have options to pay a weekly maintenance fee and be referred to by your machine number.

You will not be entitled to photos of what I have purchased, nor shall I be providing receipts showing where I shop. Machines should know how to behave themselves.

Failure to comply up to the agreed weekly limit will see you blocked with an unblocking fee of £100.

A broken ATM is of no use to Me!

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Sort Code: 04-00-75
Account: 71037403
For International payments via SWIFT
contact Me by email or Contact Form


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