My Investment Account is an account in My name, holding stocks and shares, destined to be filled by slaves and finsubs for My benefit only! There is something sexy about watching the rise and fall of slave money in My investment account.
It is your job to fill My Investment Account for Me. Your money can only be truly liberated in My hands. I’ll invest it in stocks and shares and make your money work for Me, just like you do.
Would you like that slave? To have your money invested in shares that give Me a yield, an income to splash around on the frivolities that I see fit.
You can start an account with Me by making an initial deposit of no less than £50 via any of My tribute methods.
You will need to keep topping My Investment Account up time and time again. Those shares won’t pay for themselves and I want My Wealth Manager to be impressed. Let’s see what you can do.
It is time you got to work.
It’s time to invest in My future.