Dick pics! Why? Just why?! Take a moment to reflect upon your Goddess and then ask yourself at what point in Her spectacular life does She benefit from seeing something so Goddamn pathetic?! Do I have any interest in the thing that hangs limply between your legs?
I have never requested that a paypig send Me a photo of his insignificant attributes. What I like photos of are your wallets, of you pressing ‘send’ on your money transfers, the codes for gift vouchers you have bought Me and items circled on My wishlist that you have obediently purchased. Those please Me.
Unsolicited photos of your penis are at best ignored as I would an ant or at worst lead you to be banished from My stables. Impress Me with something worthwhile sweetheart. Look down to your crotch and understand that what is there, is not. The truth hurts but get used to it. I’m not here to stroke your ego.